The Funnies !

What frogs dream of !

Sign Reads:
"Need money for beer, pot & hooker
Hey, at least I'm not bullshittin you!"

Shirt Reads:
"If you can read this the bitch fell off !"

When it was decided that the historical model for settling these political matters was the Aaron Burr - Alexander Hamilton duel, it suddenly dawned on Al that maybe it WASN'T such a great idea to require all guns to have trigger locks.

The Three Stooges go to Washington.

Chevy Blazer taking a nap.

I heard that:

"Hell knowth no fury like a Redhead scorned."

"A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose."

"Reason ? There's no reason. We've always done it this way."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is most likely an on-coming train."

"Do not try to understand them and do not try to make them understand you
for they are a breed apart and make no sense."

"When you can see your neighbors smoke it is time to move on."

"If you think 'all is well', you are probably uninformed."

" I'de like to be reincarnated as a pair of size 6 tights."

"Start every day with a smile... and get it over with."

"Rumors of my death are much exagerated."

"Make sure you are right, then go ahead."

"A Smith & Wesson beats a full house."

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

Stay Tuned !

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